liquidgnome

Tuesday July 29, 2008

i mean, come on now.

Bali bombers seek ‘execution without pain’

i’m sure that had their victims been asked prior to being blown up, they may have requested a different fate as well. i’m sure that the top five possible outcomes as predicted by a random clubgoer on that fateful evening would probably have been something like:


  1. have anonymous sex

  2. don’t puke

  3. get a burrito

  4. pass out in front of benny hill reruns

  5. live


but sadly, not everybody gets to choose their mode of egress.

if it were up to me, firing squad wouldn’t be a painful enough method of execution for the bombers. maybe ‘death by ants’ or ‘the hell of being cut to pieces’ or something of that nature would be more fitting.

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